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Category A - Simple design, chocolates and inscription.
Category B - More descriptive design, colors and customizing features.
Category C - Shaped Cakes, and cut-out or custom features.
We are sometimes limited to Category "A" only cakes so that you may have one of our cakes. At this time of year it is certain that at some point we will have to limit the type orders we can take. Call 3-5 days in advance to be sure you get your choice.
Psssst! Pass the word along!! And thanks for being our customers!!!
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Hours:
Sunday 1pm - 3pm
Mon-Fri: 10am - 6pm
Sat: 10am - 3pm
Nooky's Erotic Bakery 10140-C Highway 6 So.
Sugar Land, Texas 77478
Phone: 281-568-4800
Fax: 281-568-4805
We accept Visa, Mastercard, Discover, Debit Cards - and cash.
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Category A - available 2-6 Hrs. (except Sat-Mon) |
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Festive Peckers - A - $12 1/16 sheet serves 4. All available flavors and fillings with Buttercream Icing. Chocolate or Peach colored Teenie Peenies. $24 for 1/8 sheet. |
Great Lengths -A- $41 1/4 Sheet Serves 20. All available flavors and fillings with Buttercream Icing. Chocolate or Peach colored Teenie Peenies. $24 for 1/8 sheet. |
Orgasm Cake -A- $41 1/4 Sheet Serves 20. All available flavors and fillings with Buttercream Icing. Chocolate or Peach colored Teenie Peenies. $24 for 1/8 sheet. |
Passion Party Cake - A - $41 as shown. 1/4 Sheet Serves 20. All available flavors and fillings with Buttercream Icing. Either flesh or milk chocolate peenies. Any size. |
Penis Candle Cake -A- $41 1/4 Sheet Serves 20. Six Penis candles in a festive array with Gummy Penis to show the way! Available in any of our flavors and fillings. $24 1/8 sheet. Any size.
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Sara -A- $41 1/4 Sheet Serves 20. Available in all sheet cake flavors with Buttercream Icing. Mr. Stubby for Cock - peach or chocolate color. $24 for 1/8th. |
Stubby Pops Cake -A- $41 as shown. 1/4 Sheet Serves 20. All available cake flavors and fillings with Buttercream Icing. Either flesh or milk chocolate Mr. Stubby's available. 1/8 sheet $24. |
Tie The Knot -A- $41 1/4 Sheet Serves 20. All available flavors and fillings with Buttercream icing. Featuring the Big Louie, wrapped with ribbon - in peach or chocolate color. $24 for 1/8 sheet using Mr. Stubby. $70 for 1/2 sheet |
Tom, Dick, Harry -A- $41 shown 1/4 Sheet, Serves 20. All available flavors and fillings. Mr. Stubby in flesh color white chocolate or milk chocolate. 1/8 sheet $24. |
Lusty - A $95 - 8",6" Tiered Rounds serves 30. |
"V" Cake -A- $41 as shown 1/4 Sheet Serves 20. All available cake flavors with Buttercream Icing. Now with Blue white chocolate "Viagra Pills." 1/8 Sheet $24. |
You Da Man - A+ - $46 as shown 1/4 sheet serves 20. All available cake flavors and fillings with Buttercream Icing. Any size. |
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Sugar Daddy - A - $95 shown with 6",8" Tiered Rounds serving 30. All available flavors and fillings with buttercream icing. $174 for 8",10" Rounds serves 55. |
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| Category B - 24 hours or more (except Sat-Mon) Thumbnails - click on photo for enlargements |
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Admiral - B - $55 as shown 1/4 sheet serves 20. All available cake flavors and fillings with Buttercream Icing. Any skin tone.Larger sizes only.
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. Final Blow - B - $55 as shown 1/4 sheet serves 20. All available cake flavors and fillings with Buttercream Icing. Any skin tone.Larger sizes only. |
Hold Your Own - B - $55 as shown 1/4 sheet serves 20. All available cake flavors and fillings with Buttercream Icing. Any skin tone.Larger sizes only. |
Holding -B- $55 Shown 1/4 Sheet, Serves 20. Available in any skin tone and all sheetcake flavors and fillings with Buttercream icing. 1/2 sheet $94, serves 40. Not in smaller size. |
Boner Bob -B- $35 as shown 6 " double round, Serves 10. rice crispy treat on top. Also in 8 " round, serves 20 for $60. |
Hot Fireman -B- $55 Shown 1/4 Sheet, Serves 20. Available in any skin tone. Larger sizes only. |
Hot Policeman -B- $55 1/4 Sheet Serves 20. All available cake flavors and fillings with our fresh Buttercream Icing. Larger sizes only. Includes Mini Handcuffs. |
King of the Dickheads - B - $55 1/4 Sheet Serves 20. All available flavors and fillings with Buttercream Icing in any skin tone. Larger sizes only |
Last Fling -B+ - $65 1/4 Sheet Serves 20. Any skin tone - available in all cake flavors and fillings and skin tones. Larger size only. |
Male Stripper -B+- $65 Shown 1/4 Sheet, Serves 20. Available in all cake flavors and fillings. Any skin tone. Larger sizes only. Or, if you prefer... with shorts on |
Mr Squirty -B- $55 1/4 Sheet. Serves 20. A regular cake with the Upright Penis. Available in all cake flavors and fillings. Any skin tone. 1/8 Sheet serves 10 for $41. |
Naughty Teddy - B - $55 as shown 1/4 sheet serves 20. All available cake flavors and fillings with Buttercream Icing. Any size. |
Beer Nuts - $55 as shown with 1/4 sheet serves 20. All available cake flovors and fillings. Premier flavors extra. Larger sizes only. |
Old Holding -B- $55 1/4 Sheet Serves 20. "Not too Old to Hold it!" with a skeleton hand. All available cake flavors and fillings with fresh Buttercream Icing. Larger sizes only. |
Old Pervert -B- $55 as shown 1/4 Sheet Serves 20. All available flavors and fillings with Buttercream icing in all skin tones. Larger sizes only. |
Wife Duty - B - $55 as shown 1/4 sheet serves 20. All available cake flavors and fillings with Buttercream Icing. Any skin tone. Larger sizes only. |
Struttin' Stuff -B- $55 1/4 Sheet Serves 20. All available cake flavors and fillings with our fresh Buttercream Icing. Larger sizes only. |
Penis Bouquet -B- $60 as shown 8" double round, Serves 20. Piled high with multicolor roses and penis' all over the top. Your choice of mixed colors or just one. Also in 6" round, serves 10 for $30.. |
Stripper Night - B - $55 as shown 1/4 sheet serves 20. All available cake flavors and fillings with Buttercream Icing. Any skin tone.Larger sizes only. |
Reluctant Stud - B - $55 as shown 1/4 sheet serves 20. All available cake flavors and fillings with Buttercream Icing. Any skin tone.Larger sizes only. |
Romantic Affair - B+ - $60 8" Rounds Serve 20. All available cake flavors and fillings with Buttercream Icing. Man in flesh or African American. $98 in 10" Rounds serve 35. |
Sunset Beach - B+ - $60 8" Rounds serves 20. All available cake flavors and fillings with Buttercream icing. Man available in light or dark skin tone. |
Texas Ballin' - B - $55 as shown 1/4 sheet serves 20. All available cake flavors and fillings with Buttercream Icing. All skin tones. Larger sizes only. |
Male Before & After - B - $65 as shown 1/4 sheet serves 20. All available cake flavors and fillings with Buttercream Icing. All skin tones. Larger sizes only. |
Blow Me - B - $65 1/4 sheet serves 20. Any skin tone. |
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| Category C - 2-5 days notice Thumbnails - click on photo for enlargements |
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Beefcake -C- $80 as shown. 1/4 Sheet Serves 20. Vanilla, Yellow, Chocolate or Marble with Buttercream Icing in any skin tone. Oozing cream, hair, vein - optional. $40 1/8 sheet serves 10.
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Personal Penis Grande' -C- $35 for 1/8 Sheet serves 10. Available in Vanilla, Yellow, Marble or Chocolate cake with Buttercream Icing. 1/4 sheet $70 serves 20. |
Studly Bikini -C- $80 Shown 1/4 Sheet Serves 20. Vanilla, Yellow, Chocolate or Marble Cake with Buttercream Icing in any skin tone. |
Not-So-Studly - C - $80 in 1/4 Sheet serves 20. Available in Vanilla, Chocolate, Yellow or Marble cake with Buttercream Icing. |
Studly -C- $80 Shown 1/4 Sheet Serves 20. Vanilla, Chocolate, Yellow or Marble Cake with Buttercream Icing in any skin tone. Larger size only. |
Studly Upright -C- $95 for 1/4 Sheet Serves 20. Vanilla, Chocolate, Yellow or Marble with Buttercream Icing in any skin tone. Click on photo to see side view! Larger size only. |
Studly Hot Stuff -C- $80 Shown, 1/4 Sheet, Serves 20. Vanilla, Yellow, Chocolate or Marble Cake with Fresh Buttercream Icing in any skin tone. Torso cakes larger size only. |
Stunt Cock -C+ - $95 1/4 Sheet Serves 20+. Available in Vanilla, Yellow, Chocolate or Marble Cake with Buttercream Icing in any skin tone. Larger sizes only. |
Sexy Siesta - C - $80 Shown, 1/4 Sheet, Serves 20. Vanilla, Yellow, Chocolate or Marble Cake with Buttercream Icing in any skin tone. Larger sizes only. |
Old Fart -C- $80 1/4 Sheet Serves 20. Available in Vanilla, Yellow, Chocolate or Marble cake with Buttercream Icing. Larger sizes only. |
The Package - C - $80 1/4 Sheet serves 20. Available in Vanilla, Yellow, Chocolate, Marble or Yellow cake with Buttercream Icing. $40 1/8 Sheet serves 10. |
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